Nah, just kidding. Haw haw. (Scroll down to comments for the jokes). But seriously, the Wall is one of those things a bit hard to wrap your mind around—so many centuries and kilometers! (2,300 years, give or take, by the way, and 8,851 km). Hence, the Cultured Traveler and his congenial Great Wall intro, which sums it all up in less time than it takes to hike between romantic crumbling guard towers on a perfect day.
He's that guy you love to run into at the Forbidden City or out hiking the Great Wall, full of nuggets of fascinating information and anecdotes collected magpie-like and retained in his encyclopedic brain—he's the one who told me about the Lady of Lugu Lake and the secret behind Chinese false gates. In an effort to channel some of that wisdom we'll be working our way, in no particular order, through a few of the captivating characters and entrancing tales of China's long and illustrious history so next time, you can be the one to say: "Did you know... " >>>
Ahh the Great Wall of China. Or as the Chinese like to say, (Chángchéng, 长城, or "Long Wall"). Every kid in the world has heard of the Great Wall and until I double-checked, I was among the many that said things like:
"The Great Wall of China is the only man-made thing visible from the moon".
Nothing man-made is visible from the moon except for swirling carbon clouds around the poles, but that won't stop people from sagely pointing out that the wall that almost kept out the Mongols and the Manchus is one the most ambitious construction projects Man has ever undertaken—or will ever undertake again unless we start terraforming the Moon...
Much of the wall is attributed to that famous tyrant, Qin Shi Huang, but most of what we today call the Great Wall was built up during subsequent dynasties, most recently during the Ming Dynasty. The wall served as a deterrent to uncivilized bands of horseman drooling over the fat heartland of the Yellow River Valley, it provided a (slave wage) day-job for unruly peasants and a tour of duty for excess soldiers and dangerously competent generals with an eye on the Imperial throne.
The Mighty Dragon
The Great Wall of China is now a tourist attraction that stretches from the border with North Korea west to just passed Dunhuang, where it slumps into the desert, exhausted and dusty. But for today's China, the Great Wall is much more than just a "defensive bulwark," it is also a symbol of China, of the Chinese people and an icon of strength and longevity: a winding, sinuous dragon of stone representing the ancient Chinese civilization.
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Building the Great Wall of China
The image in my head of a continuous brick wall split by towers that rolls across northern China is only part of the truth. The vast majority of the wall building happened during the Warring States Period, the Qin Dynasty and the Han Dynasty - between 2000 and 2600 years ago. During this period, the ancient Great Wall stretched for 3700 miles from the ocean in the east to the edge of the desert in the west. Building and defending the wall required thousands of laborer-soldiers, brought north from the heartland to help build, defend and settle the buffer lands along that wall.
When the Han Dynasty fell, the ability to maintain the wall and the desire to defend it waned and it left the collective memories of the people for some time. Only after the Ming armies threw out the Yuan Dynasty (Mongols from the north who managed to break through the wall) did the wall regain its importance as a line of defense.
The Great Wall all of us have seen in photos is more likely to be the walls built during the Ming Dynasty, between 500 and 700 years ago. The Ming Dynasty was one of the strongest and most advanced civilizations of its time, but they still had to deal with those northern warriors, so the leadership built up one of the strongest walls ever built: a 3500 mile long crenellated brick wall across northern China with thousands of watchtowers and a dozen choke-points, all defended by a massive army.

The Great Wall is dotted with massive towers like this one, built to keep marauding northern warriors out of the Empire's heartland
The Great Wall near Beijing
Sections of the Great Wall near Beijing, from east to west:
- Shanhaiguan
- Huangya Pass
- Jinshanling
- Great Wall at (Hu Shan) Tiger Mountain
- Simatai
- Gubeikou
- Mutianyu
- Jiankou
- Huanghua Pass
- Juyong Guan (Juyong Pass)
- Badaling
The most accessible portions of the Great Wall are in northeastern China, near the capital of Beijing. The wall around Beijing and Tianjin has been restored in several places and transportation and general tourism related services cater to millions of visitors each year.
The Beijing section of the wall starts at Shanhaiguan, a fortress on the sea that marks the easternmost point of the wall. This part of the wall was a vital defensive point, lying at at the sea and at the mouth of a wide valley leading from the north down into the heartland. Heading back inland is the Huangya Pass section of the wall near Tianjin with its marvelous sunsets and the Great Wall Marathon. Running north from the sea, toward Dandong in Liaoning Province, is the Great Wall at Hushan (Tiger Mountain), which forms part of the border with North Korea. This section of the wall sees little tourist traffic and its proximity to North Korea might prove alluring for some travelers - it is also considered to be the easternmost fortification of the Great Wall and a relic of the ancient Yan State, a powerful rival to the Qin more than 2000 years ago.
Heading west from the border you come to the Jinshanling section of the wall, a very remote part of the wall that provides a great starting point for hikes to a great section of the wall called Simatai, both of which are good spots on the Great Wall to camp or explore away from the groups. Not far from Simatai, heading west along the wall, is the Gubeikou section, a windswept region of reflection where travelers can try and imagine hordes of barbarians to the north, smelly, cold companions lying beside you in the tower and soft beautiful women far, far to the south ...
The Great Wall retains its remote and forgotten aura west of Gubeikou, north around the Minyu Reservoir and back down to the Mutianyu section, 70 km outside of Beijing, which attracts travelers with a combination of well-restored walls and bright seasonal plumage. A trip out here will require you to take care of sleeping options, but a sturdy sleeping bag and some camping gear might be all you would want. Further west of Mutianyu are the remote and beautiful ruins of the Jiankou section.
After the Jiankou section, the wall doubles back on itself and then just as quickly swerves back west before reaching the Huanghua Pass, a section of the wall 65 km outside of Beijing and known for fields of small yellow flowers that bloom here each year. This section also weaves around three lakes and a reservoir and is one of the most scenic section of the wall near Beijing.
The wall at Juyongguan is only 50km north of Beijing and was the most heavily contested part of the wall. The Guangou Valley mouth was a major route for invading northern armies, so the fortifications here were most important. Unfortunately for the defenders, this section also serves as a reminder of the Great Wall's failure to keep out the Mongols: the Yuan dynasty erected a marble tower here, the "Cloud Viewing Platform," to commemorate their conquest of the Chinese heartland.
After the Juyongguan section comes arguably the most famous part of the wall, the Badaling section of the Great Wall. This section in particular has a reputation as a tourist attraction—thousands of tourists labor up this part of the wall any given day. This is where you will see the famous quote from Mao Zedong:
"You're not a real man till you've climbed the Great Wall"
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A view from Jiayuguan fortress, at the northern tip of Gansu province, where the wall meets the desert
The Great Wall across the north
Sections of the wall across the north:
- Zhenbeitai Tower, Shaanxi
- Guguan Pass, Shanxi
- Niangziguan Pass, Shanxi
- Ningwuguan Pass, Shanxi
- Pianguan Pass, Shanxi
- Yanmenguan Pass, Shanxi
- Jilu and Gaoque Fortresses, Inner Mongolia
It's easy to associate the Great Wall of China with Beijing, but the vast majority of the fortifications are nowhere near the city, but spread out across several provinces: starting with Liaoning in the northeast and snaking across Hebei (which surrounds the municipalities of Tianjin and Beijing) and west through Shanxi, north a bit into Inner Mongolia and then west along the fringe of the Gobi Desert through Shaanxi, Ningxia and ending at the mouth of the Hexi Corridor in Gansu.
The Great Wall in Shanxi, Inner Mongolia and Shaanxi is the longest stretch of the wall, but also the section most affected by time and the elements. In the east, around Beijing, Hebei and Liaoning, the builders were able to use stone and bricks. Farther west in the grasslands, the wall becomes a thick rampart of packed earth, pressed reeds and mud and whatever else the local laborers could get their hands on.
This made for a thick and imposing wall, but also a wall susceptible to erosion. Across the north, the wall is dotted by small settlements and fortresses marking a time when this region of China was much more fertile than it is today. This stretch of the wall is great for long hikes and camp-outs, horse and motorbike treks and awesome trips like the Mongolian Bike Challenge, which cross some of the same country.
The Great Wall in the west
Sections of the Great Wall in the far west:
The Great Wall out in the deserts of Ningxia and Gansu provinces can hardly be called such; this part of the wall is so vastly different from the solid symbols of strength and longevity in the east that it hardly seems it could be the same thing. Only the fortresses of Jiayuguan and Yumenguan, which have been reconstructed and are open for tourism, can conjure up the idea of Imperial defense against hordes and the border of civilization. As soon as it leave the rebuilt towers of the fortresses, the Great Wall becomes solitary brown heaps, sagging atop rocky dunes and crumbling into sandy hills.
The edges of the Great Wall also mark the edge of ancient China's imperial reach. The Han, Tang, Ming and Qing all exerted some control as far as Central Asia, but mostly along established trade routes protected by fortress-settlements or alliances with nearby Turkish, Tartar or Mongol warlords. The contact zone between the Chinese empires and the western world straddles the edge of the wall here: Dunhuang has a fascinating mix of Indian, Greek and Chinese influences and China's far west province of Xinjiang is a melting pot of cultures.
The Great Wall, as often as not, proved as a catalyst for communication between different cultures, as much as it kept people apart.
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How I wish I could visit this man-made wonder that can be seen from the Moon!
The Great Wall of China! My friends told me that its just stones and rocks like pavement. I believe they dont understand great & rich culture in this wonder.
By Naruto Spoilers August 10,2011 11:36 AM
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By Hao Hao Report August 10,2011 03:57 PM
Hi Naruto!
yeah i dont know where your friends went, but although a lot of the wall is just rocks and ruins, there are so many amazing parts of the wall - towers, fortresses, massive gates, spectacular scenery, cultural and historical knowledge ... i would highly recommend walking as much of the wall as you can ...
By Sascha Matuszak August 10,2011 04:58 PM
Hi, whats your source for "The Great Wall of China is the only man-made thing visible from the moon"? According to NASA, thi isn't true (see http://www.nasa.gov/vision/space/workinginspace/great_wall.html) Good post though! A lot places o explore.
By myra August 13,2011 01:02 AM
Hi Myra:
this is what i wrote:
"Every kid in the world has heard of the Great Wall and until I double-checked, I was among the many that said things like:
"The Great Wall of China is the only man-made thing visible from the moon".
Nothing man-made is visible from the moon except for swirling carbon clouds around the poles,"
so i was making fun of the stuff people say to describe the wall.
By Sascha Matuszak August 14,2011 01:47 PM
A eunuch, a princess and a Mongol were walking along the Great Wall. The eunuch said, "It's a good thing this Great Wall exists to protect my vast estates and treasure." The princess said, "Yeah. And it's a good thing the Wall exists to protect my flawless chastity. The Mongol was silent for a moment.
Then beheaded the eunuch and after having his way with the princess turned to her and said,
"It's a good thing the Great Wall exists so we can enjoy this romantic sunset!"
By Jeff Flarnem August 18,2011 02:45 PM
What did the tower guard say when he saw the Mongol army approaching from afar?
"Anybody got any toilet paper?"
By Sascha Matuszak August 18,2011 02:46 PM
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Great Wall?
A: It didn't. Someone ate its feet.
By Wally August 18,2011 02:52 PM
A David Letterman joke: "We often say what’s the deal with these Chinese? But in all honesty, since they built the Great Wall, not one Mexican has sneaked in."
By Candy-O August 18,2011 03:06 PM
Has anyone been to the parts of the great Wall in Ningxia? i was thinking of going up to Yinchuan in the May break and would like to know if it's worth checking them out. Thanks!
By Mirandapanda April 24,2012 03:45 PM